Late one morning, as Phil the Mailman is traveling through the neighborhood on his usual route, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway at one of the homes he knew well. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and wine bottles for the recycling bin.
"Morning, Derek, looks like you guys had a great party last night," Phil said...
Derek replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night, but this is the first I've felt like moving since then...We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood ovver for some weekend fun & it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I'..."
Phil thinks a moment and asks, "How do tou play 'WHO AM I?"
"Well, all the guys go into the bedroom and come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our family jewels showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
Phil the Postman laughs and says, "Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed that."
"It's probably a good thing you did," Derek responded. "Your name came up seven times..."
joke provided by "I don't remember, it was months ago" (now that's funny!)
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Ha! Got me. :0)
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